I'm Plasm Wraith. Olimar appears beside me. He smiles. He wants me, I know it. I love him so much. I create a tentacle. I take hold of Olimar gently and draw his body into my gelatinous mass that forms my being. Olimar blushes. I make his astronaut suit disappear and make love to him. His flesh is caressed all over, his virility stimulated to the max. Olimar moans, cums, yells my name, then my lover Waterwraith wakes me up. He was lying next to me and he's angry.
"You had another wet dream about Olimar!"
Indeed, I came while I was asleep.
"So?" I retort to Waterwraith. "You're having wet dreams, too!"
"Me, but about you, my love. Olimar... you know you'll never see him again..."
"That's not true, shut up!"
"Besides, let me tell you the truth to your face, Olimar..."
"ENOUGH!"
"DO NOT LOVE YOU!"
Waterwraith suddenly gets up, leaves, and I brood. I love Waterwraith but Olimar takes up more room in my heart. I want him and I know he loves me too. Waterwraith is just jealous. That's all.